Pocket sized insults to always keep at hand for those annoying moments that get to us all, from annoying kids to inconsiderate parking
These cards are brilliant! We’ve all be in situations where someone has annoyed us – bad parking anyone? Our major pet hate! But sometimes words fail us until after the event, or we don’t want to risk incurring the wrath of an…idiot.
Enter Offensive Business Cards. Simply pick the appropriate insult, leave the card and walk away with a smug “Gotcha” grin on your face. Hang around and watch from a distance to see the recipient’s face, if you dare.
Brilliantly rude for:
Anyone who has been annoyed by:
- bad service
- bad parking
- stupid tattoos
- poor personal hygiene
- ugly people
- annoying children – let them know that Santa isn’t real and people that are just downright irritating!
Maybe too rude for: